Gwyneth Paltrow’s Detox

“Day One of Paltrow’s diet, for example, starts off with a glass of “room temperature lemon water.” At 8 am, dieters may indulge in a mug of herbal tea. At 10, for breakfast, it’s still more tea with various spices and just two tablespoons of almond butter mixed with half a cup of almond milk. At 11:30, it’s time for tea or lemon water again. And at 1:30, her recipe for lunch — which serves four! — includes just one cup of chickpeas, six cups of water, one large onion, juice from three lemons and salt and pepper. Three hours later, dieters can snack on a paté made from 3/4 cup of walnuts, one cup of lentils, one large onion and seasonings. Finally, dinner time is 1/4 of a stuffed squash.”

So basically it’s a starvation diet. Somebody needs to tell this lady, who’s leather skin, fried hair and osteopenia bones (pre-cursor to osteoporosis) are indicators to how unhealthy she really is. Nobody wants to look like her.  Any extreme is bad extreme. Eating like a 500 pound person or eating like her. You should eat right between those two extremes. Drink water, Poop, pee, dance like a maniac for thirty minutes a day and you’ll be fine. Gwyneth looks like someone who’s bones creek with each movement she makes.

I would never listen to any advice from this lady about anything. She can do her anorexic thing while I watch her and do this:

 

Her husband looks like he doesn’t even really want to be around her:

Gwyneth Paltrow: “Honey you want to try this new detox with me?”

Chris Martin: “Oh I gotta go work on my snickers…I mean music”

 

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A Douche Opened His Douchey Mouth And Called Kesha A “refrigerator”

The Douche’s name is Dr.Luke and I guess he is known for most of the garbage music out there.

Kesha’s music producer named Dr.Luke, (he is soo lame he couldn’t come up with a cooler name), started calling Kesha fat. He also said she looked like a “refrigerator”.

Kesha is telling friends he is the reason she has an eating disorder. People should be held accountable for what they say, especially in a work environment. I’m glad she is letting people know what he said about her.

Kesha is a hot mess but I read interviews of her and she seems down to earth type of girl. Perhaps her and her friends need to get together and cause some damage on  his face…

 

 

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Jay Mohr Thought It Would Be Funny To Call Alyssa Milano Fat

Jay Mohr went on a radio interview and said this :

“She’s very tiny, in height,” he said about her appearance at the NASCAR Spring Cup Seires Awards last month, an event he hosted. “It seems like she had had a baby and said, ‘I don’t really give a s–––’ … I read it on her gut.”

“Somebody sat in the director’s chair was not wearing Spanx and I was like ‘Jesus Christ!'” he added.

Alyssa Milano replied on twitter : “So sorry you felt the need to publicly fat-shame me. Be well and God Bless. Please send my love to your beautiful wife.”

A week later he groveled at her feet begging for forgiveness by using big words found on Thesaurus to sound smart. You know what happens when you don’t think before you speak right? You sound fucking stuuuupid.

He shouldn’t be talking about a gorgeous woman having meat on her bones while his wife looks like this :

Jay Mohr your wife !!… WOOOF ! =/

 

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Johnny Depp Settles Lawsuit

A woman claimed she danced a little too close to Johnny Depp at a concert and his bodyguard duffed her out.

He settled TMZ is reporting but we don’t know for how much.

First of all who in their right state of mind would want to dance up on Johnny Depp. He looks extra dusty to me. Probably a whole bunch of grease would rub off onto you if you ever got close enough to him.

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Christina Aguilera And Lady Gaga Made Up !

 

When Lady Gaga first came on the scene and Christina Aguilera dropped her album, rumors started swirling that Christina was biting off of Lady gaga style. That beef was started by Pork face Perez Hilton. When Christina was asked about her ripping of gaga’s style she reportedly said “I don’t know if it is a man or a lady.” LATimesBlog

 

You know, that’s funny that you mention that. This person [Lady Gaga] was just brought to my attention not too long ago. I’m not quite sure who this person is, to be honest. I don’t know if it is a man or a woman. I just wasn’t sure. I really don’t spend any time on the Internet, so I guess I live a little under a rock in that respect. – See more at: http://latimesblogs.latimes.com/music_blog/2008/11/five-minutes-wi.html#sthash.z0V9cNQM.dpuf
You know, that’s funny that you mention that. This person [Lady Gaga] was just brought to my attention not too long ago. I’m not quite sure who this person is, to be honest. I don’t know if it is a man or a woman. I just wasn’t sure. I really don’t spend any time on the Internet, so I guess I live a little under a rock in that respect. – See more at: http://latimesblogs.latimes.com/music_blog/2008/11/five-minutes-wi.html#sthash.z0V9cNQM.dpuf

“This is the first time we’ve ever met and I have to say, when I heard she wanted to collaborate I said, ‘Of course! Lady Gaga!’ I’ve been waiting to meet her. She’s such an innovative artist and a risk taker and as a fellow female, I have so much respect for that.”

“She’s the most down to earth real person that I’ve ever met in this business. Female to female in this industry, it’s really hard to find that kind of a person,” Aguilera added. “I love you girl, and you deserve everything that you’ve earned.”

Awww they made up. Girl Power !!!!….Two months later they will be Bitching at each other again because they probably will be wearing the same eye shadow and each one will try to convince the American people who wore that eye shadow first.

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Beyonce Is All Beauty And No Brains

Beyonce came out with a song and video called “XO”. It plays an audio of the shuttle “The Challenger” tragedy. The Challenger exploded on Live television and Steve Nesbitt is heard saying “obviously a major malfunction”, which is what plays in the beginning of her song. The song is boring as hell and as deep as a shallow waters, so imagine my surprise when she tries to equate using this audio tape to bringing healing to those effected by it and blah blah.

“My heart goes out to the families of those lost in the Challenger disaster,” Beyoncé’s statement said. “The song ‘XO’ was recorded with the sincerest intention to help heal those who have lost loved ones and to remind us that unexpected things happen, so love and appreciate every minute that you have with those who mean the most to you. The songwriters included the audio in tribute to the unselfish work of the Challenger crew with hope that they will never be forgotten.”

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Kanye West Vows To Keep The Butthole On His Face Shut…For Now

Kanye West decided to give his mouth butthole some medicine to stop the verbal diarrhea that he can’t seem to control. The medicine is called keeping your mouth shut when you got nothing smart to say. He vowed keeping his butthole shut for at least six months but Of coarse this type of stupid can’t be held back for long.  Here is what he had to say:

“Everything I’m saying that’s not allowed, soak it in right now. This might be the last time y’all hear me talk s–t for a long time,” he told the crowd. “Might be another, like, six months. At least. You’re just gonna have to run back the interviews and s–t if you wanna hear some realness!”

“I’m gonna tell y’all right now: All of the ideas, the things they call rants…save those tapes and everything,” he continued. “Because I’ve decided to completely focus everything in 2014 on all the new ideas, all the creative outlets.”

Why would I save any tape of him when I immediately delete the words from my brain as soon as he says them.

 

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