Monthly Archives: February 2015

Teresa Giudice’s Husband Has Been Drinking Non-Stop

Joe Giudice has not been taking care of his four daughters like he should. He is too busy being occupied drinking at his favorite bar and smoking cigars. According to Mark Behar, a celebrity security specialist hired to protect Joe while Teresa is gone, claims that Joe just drinks all day. Mark says:

“I am mostly concerned about the girls safety and well-being, first and foremost. They are not in any danger, but could be better supervised and looked after by their father if he was around more often.”
“Joe has gained some noticeable weight and does not look healthy. He must have had some money saved because he’s always at bars and strip clubs, where he knows the owners and has been going for several years — even before this whole legal mess and Teresa being in jail.”
“I even sat by Joe at a bar that he was at in disguise and undercover and he had no idea that was me and he knows me.”

Oh get over it, Joe! Be a grown adult and tend to your duties, which is to take care of your girls! You are a sorry excuse for a human man. Inebriating yourself to numb your conscious just makes you a damn coward.

According to Wendy Williams, Teresa Giudice is missing the spotlight. While behind prison bars Teresa asks about how many magazines she is in and wonders what people are saying about her. Teresa, darling, don’t worry we are all, still and always will be, fascinated by your hairline! Maybe that prison drug store hair dye Teresa has been complaining about might actually recede that hairline to normal position.
Just worry about your family, Teresa!

 

 

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The Kardashians Just Signed $100 Million Contract For Reality Show

The Kardashian “family” just signed $100 million contract for four more years of their “Keeping Up with the Kardashians” clown show with the E! Network. You know how clowns think their funny but really they are demonic as fuck. That is how the Kardashians are. Apparently the news of Bruce Jenner transitioning into a woman and the car crash in which he killed a woman drudged up more interest in the family.
I had been hearing rumors that their show lost soo many viewers. They went from four million viewers to just a one million viewers that watch their show. There were also rumors that this was their last season of the reality show and that Bruce transitioning into a woman would be one of the main stories. Who knows this story about the $100 million contract could be false. According to Variety:

“Variety has learned the pact is worth closer to $20 million for three more seasons of the show, plus a clothing allowance of $75,000 per season in total for family members Kris, Kim, Khloe, Kourtney, Rob, Kendall and Kylie.”

There are also reports of Kendall and Kylie getting their own reality show. I have way more life experiences than these two, so they can go suck on their binkies. I refuse to watch that whole family. They are the dullest family ever. Whoever watches their show must also have a very dull brain. All thanks for the $20 million dollar contract goes to their pimp demon mother!!

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Lady Gaga’s Man Taylor Kinney Cheated On His Then Girl To Be With Lady Gaga

Taylor Kinney’s ex-girlfriend is speaking out! Brittany Sackett was dating Taylor Kinney for over a year when one night she received a phone call from Taylor at 2:30 in the morning. He had accidentally butt dialed her number. She heard a whole bunch of huffing, puffing and kissing sounds. Then she heard Lady Gaga’s voice! That’s when she knew he was cheating on her with Lady Gaga. Brittany stated:

“I could tell it was intimate conversation, I could hear kissing, muffled sounds and I recognized Lady Gaga’s voice. You couldn’t tell whether they were having sex but I knew something was going on, it wasn’t right. You have your instincts as a woman.”
“Taylor was butt dialing me at 2:30 in the morning – whatever he was doing shouldn’t have happened while we were in a relationship. In that moment I was super sad, I was pi**ed. I never saw it coming.”
“My boyfriend was making out with Lady Gaga – it sucked. I felt betrayed, who wouldn’t? I talked briefly with Taylor, but Gaga didn’t talk to me at all – it was super-awkward and
uncomfortable.”
“I’m not one of those girls who gets psycho and is going to slash your tires, but I was bummed, he was lying and being dishonest. Obviously we both cared for each other and it sucked. Of course I was disappointed, but I’m happy he’s found someone he connects with, I forgive him.”
“Taylor showed himself up for the type of guy he is, he chose the path he’s gonna take, that’s maybe why it didn’t bug me as much. They both did what they did, but the way I look at it is that it allowed me to end the relationship.”
“For me it was a case of, on to the next. Yeah I was sad for a little while, but I moved on. Everyone makes mistakes and Lady Gaga did me a favor. I’ve since met an amazing man who makes me really happy.”

Taylor actually had met Lady Gaga on a music video set of “You and I” and he told Brittany that he and Lady Gaga were just friends. MmmmHmmm that’s what they always say. Always remember ladies: how you get him, is how you lose him! Taylor admitted to Brittany that he cheated and apologized in a long text message. Well he may think he is moving on to greener pastures because of Lady Gaga’s money but he is just accumulating bad karma. I think it was easy for him to say goodbye real quick to his girlfriend because he felt like he upgraded. Yeah okay Bruhhh:

Taylor and Lady Gaga recently got engaged. He proposed with a heart shaped ring. I don’t see this lasting. Just call the wedding a future divorce ceremony !

 

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Leonardo DiCaprio Flirted With Dakota Johnson

During the after party for “Saturday Night Live” 40th anniversary at the Plaza Hotel, Leonardo DiCaprio spotted Dakota Johnson (lead actress from “Fifty Shades of Grey” Movie) and according to a source did this:
“He put his arm around Dakota and led her into the grand ballroom. He told her, ‘Let’s go look at all the celebrities.’ Dakota looked like she was trying to play it cool, but you could tell she was thrilled to have his attention. Out of everyone he socialized with, Leo seemed to be the happiest when he was with Dakota. As they walked away, Leo took the lead and guided her through the crowd, and a small smile spread across her face.”

I’m not believing this story. Especially the corny line of ‘Lets go look at all the celebrities’ :

There are also many rumors of Leonardo DiCaprio and Rihanna hooking up these days. I don’t think they are serious with each other but just having fun. I think they make a good looking couple.

Side note: I’m Jealous of Rihanna’s life. She has good style, does whatever, whenever she wants and is richhhh. She is gorgeous too. She lives her life with no apologies and is real. I’d live her life over Beyonce’s any day.

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Madonna Fell Down!

While performing on the Brit Awards Madonna was dragged backwards and thrown to the floor. She was on a platform trying to untie her cape but it was tied too tight and she couldn’t untie it fast enough. Her back up dancer yanked it off dragging her down. I felt a little second hand embarrassment watching her fall. Uh Oh, watch out back-up dancer, Madonna is still close with Sean Penn, who abused her with a baseball bat, back in the day when they were married. Where is Sean Penn with his baseball bat when you need him?

Props to Madonna for getting up to perform her whole routine. You can tell she was still in shock for a second there. She is still going strong in her career. But Boy, She can’t sing. Jeez!

Madonna released a statement via her instagram :

“Armani hooked me up! My beautiful cape was tied too tight! But nothing can stop me and love really lifted me up! Thanks for your good wishes! I’m fine!”

 

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Christina Aguilera Impersonates Britney Spears

Christina Aguilera was on “The Tonight Show Starring Jimmy Fallon”, when was asked to play a game where they sang impersonating other people’s voices. Christina Aguilera did a wonderful impersonation of Cher and Britney Spears. Christina Aguilera has worked with Cher in the movie “Burlesque” just for your information. Christina Aguilera and Britney Spears were both new up and coming pop stars around the same time. They were never rivals and always stayed on friendly terms.

I have to say, WOW , Christina Aguilera nailed all the impersonations but the Britney Spears one was really spot on!

I skipped over everything Jimmy Fallon was doing. He annoys me. WOW Christina is a real talent. She was sitting down and belting out those songs. Also I love her laugh !

Here are my views on Christina Aguilera: GupGab

 

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Giuliana Rancic Apologizes On Air To Zendaya

Giuliana started off by saying something was “weighing very heavy on my heart”. Yeah it’s the angry tweeters coming at you that’s bothering you. If no one said anything she would have thought she was being funny. The apology sounded a little aggressive to me, as if she really didn’t want to be apologizing. Giuliana really didn’t feel like she said anything wrong, so she apologized if anyone was offended. Oh Well, All is well in the celebrity world:

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Giuliana Rancic In Trouble For Saying Ignorant Slurs To Zendaya

Giuliana Rancic was on the Fashion police and she criticized Zendaya’s hair saying:

“I feel like she smells like patchouli oil and weed.”

Zendaya usually has her hair straight but for the Oscars she styled her hair in dreadlocks. By the way, Zendaya is gorgeous no matter what hair style, just look on her instagram. What Giuliana said definitely was a racial stereotype.

Zendaya responded with this:
“There is a fine line between what is funny and disrespectful. Someone said something about my hair at the Oscars that left me in awe. Not because I was relishing in rave outfit reviews, but because I was hit with ignorant slurs and pure disrespect. To say that an 18-year-old young woman with locs must smell of patchouli oil or ‘weed’ is not only a large stereotype but outrageously offensive…There is already harsh criticism of African American hair in society without the help of ignorant people who choose to judge others based on the curl of their hair. To me, locs are a symbol of strength and beauty, almost like a lion’s mane.”
Zendaya is only 18 years old and look how she responded! How beautifully articulate was that?

I’m not classy. I would have let it be known that to me Giuliana Rancic looks like she would smell like burnt hair and spit stemming from that huge overbite of hers.

I would never take advice from the “Fashion Police”. They dress like clowns themselves. I think beauty is in health and Giuliana Rancic looks like death. I bet she breaks a couple of rib cages every time she laughs.

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Kelly Cutrone Thinks Kanye West’s Fashion Sucks

Kelly Cutrone who is the founder of a fashion public relation’s firm and was on “The Hills”, said this about Kanye West:

“I’m not into his fashion thing. I think he’s fine as a rapper. I think he’s a joke as a fashion designer.”
“I mean, it’s not, he’s not legit. Have you seen the product? Didn’t he have his own line in London, which was a disaster that he spent $10 million to do, that no one wore?”
“I just think that you should stay focused at what you’re good at. Just because you’re a good rapper doesn’t mean you’re going to be a good fashion designer. I mean, we’ve seen that over and over. Sean John is a really successful line, but you know, no one in the fashion industry is waking up and going, ‘Hey did you get that … did you like, trade up your Moncler for your Sean John?’ No. Nobody’s saying that.”

OUCH, you know that’s going to hurt Kanye. He soo badly wants to be taken seriously as a fashion designer. Finally someone on the inside has spoken up. Kanye West’s clothing line and his choice of clothing for Kim Kardashian reminds me of the movie “Zoolander”.

Kanye West is now claiming dating Kim Kardashian made him lose his fashion friends:

“But as soon as we started dating, fashion people were really opposed to the idea of reality stars. And all the relationships, the somewhat friends that I had somewhat built up, completely turned their backs on her and me. They already had their back to her, and now they turned it to me.”

Well Jeee ya think? Kanye has only himself to blame for this predicament. I don’t think it’s just that Kim Kardashian is a reality star. It’s how she came to be known, it’s the fact that she is soo dim, and she really brings zero talent for any of us folks with a brain to be drawn into her. Kris Jenner is the one who knew how to capitalize off her daughter’s tape. If it was Kim on her own, I think she would have been just the girl who had a sex tape with Ray J.

There are wayyy too many K’s in this story. Kanye, Kim, Kelly, and Kris. Ugh.

 

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