Monthly Archives: March 2014

Benzino Was Shot On His Way To His Mother’s Funeral (Love And Hip Hop)

Benzino is a rapper and former owner of The Source magazine. He appears on the Love and Hip Hop reality show on VH1. Benzino was shot on his way to his mother’s funeral. He was shot in his bicep by his nephew Gai Scott, who will be charged with attempted murder. There was apparently heated tension going on between the family members. Gai Scott was in a car that pulled up side by side with Benzino’s car when Benzino was shot, which means there were only certain body parts visible that were more likely to get shot at fatally. Thank goodness Gai Scott missed Benzino’s neck ! Oh wait, what neck? How do you miss such a big head though?

 

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Mindy kaling Doesn’t Want To Be Skinny

Did you know Mindy Kaling is the first Indian-American to have her own network show? I’m jelly ! But Good for her because she is representing for Indians and proving you can succeed if you follow your passion with lots of hard work. And no we all don’t have become a doctor, pharmacist or engineer to succeed in life. She is in the next issue of Vogue but not on the cover. Here is what she had to say about not wanting to be skinny :

“There’s a whole list of things I would probably change about myself. For example, I’m always trying to lose fifteen pounds. But I never need to be skinny. I don’t want to be skinny. I’m constantly in a state of self-improvement but I don’t beat myself up over it.”

I get it. There is a certain weight I like myself to be and if I gain weight I start feeling lousy but if I lose weight I start to look sick. Probably because I always lose weight from my face first. So I realized I look good and feel good at a certain weight range. She wants to lose fifteen pounds but doesn’t want to be skinny. She really doesn’t need to have that as her goal seeing as how she is a smart, witty writer and has other accomplishments that define her.

She also said this about her fashion choices :

“It’s really tempting not to take chances. But I don’t want to be fearful. I don’t want my tombstone to say, she hid her imperfections well on the red carpet.”

Why would that be on her tombstone? The Fashion Police would probably say something snarky like that about her if she died but not written on her tombstone. Her tombstone would probably say “She loved her men Milky White”.

 

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Fergie’s Little Baby Boy Is So Cute

The singer Fergie, from the band Black Eyed Peas, had a baby boy who is seven months old now. She named him Axl Duhamel and here is why :

“I had this dream and I was in the audience at this festival. On stage singing was Jim Morrison and then came Bob Marley and then Axl Rose. I was in heaven in this dream and I’m dancing and just getting into the music. It was really beautiful. I woke Josh up and I said, ‘honey, honey, honey! he kicked me. He finally kicked me.'”

Axl Duhamel is soooo cute !! Here is Axl Duhamel :

Josh Duhamel and baby Axl wishing Fergie Happy Birthday

He is soo precious.

 

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Evelyn Lozada Is Mad At Wendy Williams

On Wendy William’s Hot Topics, Wendy said this about Evelyn lozada :

“Evelyn gave birth to a cash register, I mean baby boy, with her fiance the $142 million Carl Crawford. I didn’t mean to make that cash register joke but you see why it’s easy to be said. And Carl… Carl, like a lot of sports players and a lot of artists, he’s not a bad-looking man, but he certainly wasn’t getting the likes of an Evelyn Lozada if he wasn’t playing baseball! Evelyn you get yourself a little apron and a little epsom salt to make sure your man’s joint are all taken care of, and take care of your cash register.”

Wendy Williams insults Evelyn Lozada

Evelyn took offense to that comment and said this on twitter :

“You know @WendyWilliams, I never bother anyone. I even bought you a beautiful bouquet of flowers congratulating your broadway debut…
Since you want me to open Dulce in LA, maybe your man can come to that store and purchase shoes for another woman like he did at my Miami store. Bloop!”

“Oh…BTW…he purchased the Casadei suede over the knee boots triple platform just in case you wanted to know.‪#‎DontComeForMe‬ ‪#‎INeverBotherU‬ #‎NowPutThatOnHotTopics‬”

Girrrl Calm down. Wendy Williams is just calling a spade a spade. You are a gold digger and your gold digging game is on point ! Think about it. She landed a rich athlete at 38 years old. Just in the nick of time before she hits the time where it’s harder to get pregnant. Perhaps Evelyn should teach a seminar on it and actually make some hard earned money for herself for once in her life. Evelyn is calling out Wendy’s husband for cheating on her and yet she was six months pregnant with Carl’s baby when she was telling everyone she is in a relationship with Carl, who just had a five month old baby with his long time girlfriend. Evelyn Lozada is such a shitty person. She is always starting fights with people (look at any basketball wives season). It was disgusting the way she treated her ex best friend Jennifer. Evelyn can’t handle the truth about her own life. Grow up.

Seriously though own your gold digging game and do seminars on how to land an athlete, an athlete who got hit by many foul balls to ensure his inabilty to detect a gold digger. Charge a lot of money for the seminars and make those woman do on the field homework to see who actually is learning from your seminars. That person who lands the richest athlete gets to watch that big ass vein in your forehead pop out as you rage with jealousy at someone else beating you at your own game.

 

 

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Gwenyth Paltrow Explains “Conscious Uncoupling”

Gwenyth Paltrow explains “Conscious Uncoupling” on her website :

“To change the concept of divorce, we need to release the belief structures we have around marriage that create rigidity in our thought process. The belief structure is the all-or-nothing idea that when we marry, it’s for life. The truth is, the only thing any of us have is today. Beyond that, there are no guarantees. The idea of being married to one person for life is too much pressure for anyone. In fact, it would be interesting to see how much easier couples might commit to each other by thinking of their relationship in terms of daily renewal instead of a lifetime investment. This is probably the reason why so many people say their long-term relationships changed overnight, once they got married. The people didn’t change, but the expectation did.

To put in plainly, as divorce rates indicate, human beings haven’t been able to fully adapt to our skyrocketing life expectancy. Our biology and psychology aren’t set up to be with one person for four, five, or six decades. This is not to suggest that there aren’t couples who happily make these milestones—we all hope that we’re one of them. Everyone enters into a marriage with the good intention to go all the way, but this sort of longevity is the exception, rather than the rule. It’s important to remember too, that just because someone is still married doesn’t mean they’re happy or that the relationship is fulfilling. To that end, living happily ever after for the length of a 21st century lifetime should not be the yardstick by which we define a successful intimate relationship: This is an important consideration as we reform the concept of divorce.”

So she is telling me when she got married she didn’t also have the image of growing old together? Or even for the last 9 years she also didn’t have the belief of being married to one person? If she is realizing that this is not how she wants to view marriage now, then don’t speak about it as if it isn’t possible for others to have a lasting marriage just because it didn’t work out for her. Now all of a sudden she is blaming biology and adaption for the reason her marriage failed. She is soooo pretentious and delusional ! Soo much so that she should probably go to a professional and get a psychological check because something isn’t right with her. I think anyone who wants to look up what the word pretentious means, should just look up Gwyneth Paltrow quotes and they would have a perfect understanding of the word pretentious.

 

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Gwenyth Paltrow and Chris Martin Are Getting Divorced

Gwenyth Paltrow and her husband Chris Martin, lead singer of Coldplay, are getting divorced. So this is how Gwenyth words the announcement on her website :

“Conscious Uncoupling

It is with hearts full of sadness that we have decided to separate. We have been working hard for well over a year, some of it together, some of it separated, to see what might have been possible between us, and we have come to the conclusion that while we love each other very much we will remain separate. We are, however, and always will be a family, and in many ways we are closer than we have ever been. We are parents first and foremost, to two incredibly wonderful children and we ask for their and our space and privacy to be respected at this difficult time. We have always conducted our relationship privately, and we hope that as we consciously uncouple and coparent, we will be able to continue in the same manner.

Love, Gwenyth and Chris”

Wow she has a hard time saying the word divorce. You see Gwenyth, humans have invented a word that simplifies the words “conscious uncoupling” and it is a word called divorce. It is what it is ! You are getting a divorce. Deal with it.

It’s like she is in denial. Like what she is going through is different than what other couples go through. Her name is first because she wrote this long ass announcement all by her lonesome and because you know she had the most organic, cleansed words possible that no one else could have come up with by themselves. Almost everyone who is or has gotten divorced has consciously done so. They have “consciously uncoupled”. She is making it seem like she invented this new form of divorce by being conscious about it. Who isn’t fully conscious about divorcing their spouse? What the hell type of delusion is she experiencing? She probably had low blood sugar seeing how her diet is all about deprivation.

 

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Stacy Keibler Is Pregnant

Stacy keibler recently got married to Jared Pobre in a seemingly rushed wedding. Stacy and George Clooney split up and after a couple of months, Stacy started dating Jared Pobre. She wrote this whole statement to People :

“My happiness is indescribable! Marriage is the ultimate bond of love and friendship. It means putting all your faith and trust into a person that you can’t help but believe is your soul mate. Someone who has all of your best interests at heart; someone handpicked for you, to help you grow and be the best person that you can be. Jared is all of this for me. We both felt strongly that our ‘love day’ should be intimately special, and that’s exactly what it was. It was a blend of romance, tranquility, natural beauty, bonding and overwhelming love.”

I thought she really did find “the one”. Well it turns out she is pregnant ! That explains the rushed wedding. She announced it through her instagram picture with the caption “Look what we’ve got cooking! A Bun’dle of love!” :

Stacy Keibler announces she is pregnant

Well girl Congrats to you !

 

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Evelyn Lozada Gives Birth To A Baby Boy

Evelyn Lozada gave birth to a baby boy on Saturday, March 22 at 3:55 am. The baby daddy is Carl Crawford who has a net worth of $45 million dollars. The baby’s name was not released but I think he should be named Cha-Ching !!!! Yes and that many exclamation points should be added to his name on the birth certificate as well. Evelyn Lozada’s gold digging game is on point and all the gold diggers should definitely take note. You see you gotta find a mentally slow type of rich guy like she did to secure your pay checks for eighteen years. Then on the eighteenth birthday he will find out it wasn’t his. See what I did there? Too bad for him it won’t matter then.

Gold Diggers should note that the rich man you are pursuing has to have been hit with a lot of foul balls in his head to insure his incapability to detect a gold digger. Well Evelyn congrats on popping out your gravy train from your uterus. I guess this is the most accomplished thing you have ever done, other than show how much of a shitty person you are through that show Basketball Wives.

 

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Jennifer Aniston Is Talking About Her Skin Care Again

Jennifer Aniston is talking about her skin care product again. She is the brand ambassador for Aveeno right now. However she seems to not have anything else to talk about other than her hair, skin, man, and her mundane, superficial things in her life.

“It’s hysterical. What product doesn’t he try to hijack?He’s good to his skin, that’s for sure. It’s always, ‘what are you using, what is that?’ It’s cute.”

I would never mention if my husband (I don’t have one) steals my products for my hair or skin care. I doubt Justin Theroux really likes to be known as the the boyfriend who steals his girl’s womanly products. I guess when Jennifer Aniston doesn’t have anything deep to talk about, this is the garbage that she talks about. Embarrassing her man in the media.

Didn’t Justin Theroux leave his girl of fifteen years to be with Jennifer Aniston ? That can’t be good for his skin.

 

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Giraffe Says Goodbye to Zoo Worker

Mario, a zoo worker who would clean the animals living quarters for 25 years, has terminal cancer. His wish was to see the zoo one more time. So they took him out to the zoo where he could watch the animals. This one giraffe came over and kissed him.

I heard animals can get a sense of a person’s good and bad vibes. I bet this giraffe feels like he needs to say goodbye because of the good affect Mario had on the animals.

Such an Aww moment :

Giraffe kisses Mario

 

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